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笑话三则

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1.有避债者,偶以事出门,恐人见之,乃顶一笆斗而行。为一债家所识,弹其斗曰:“嘶约如何?”姑应曰:“明日。”已而雨大作,斗上点击无算。其人慌甚,乃曰:“一概明日。”

2.某甲性迂拙,一日出外省戚,适门外有一车,与他讲价,因嫌价贵,宁愿步行,拟在中途雇车,价必稍廉。不料走了半天,车少人稀,行将半路时,方见一车,索价反昂,某甲喃喃自语道:“还是归去雇车,较为便宜。”言罢,反奔回家,雇车复往。

3.一人睡在床上,仰面背痛,俯卧肚痛,侧困腰痛,坐起臀痛,百医无效。或劝其翻床。及翻动,见褥底铁秤锤一个,垫在下面。

[ 本帖最后由 gaetrkyj3q4 于 2023-3-21 22:42(GMT+8) 编辑 ]

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