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笑话三则

有一个老奶奶她养了一只哈士奇取名“哈哈”,有一天呢,这个哈士奇丢了然后老奶奶很心急,于是满大街喊着“哈哈哈哈哈哈!”

小明在上课的时候,在底下偷吃东西。老师看到后,很是生气,竟然有学生敢在自己课上明目张胆的吃东西,发怒道,"小明!!你在吃什么,拿出来分给全班吃"然后小明一脸天真的说:“鼻屎”

高中同学和我说,她的儿子今年13岁,身高182。昨天逛街有个小姐姐要留他微信,他撸起袖子说,我没有手机,我只有小天才电话手表。

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