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[短篇] 笑话三侧

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笑话三侧

1、妈妈问姐姐:“6个苹果给了妹妹3个,你还有几个?”姐姐说:“还有3个1妈妈又问妹妹:“6个苹果给了姐姐4个,你还有几个?”妹妹生气道:“妈妈你偏心。”
2、一个繁星闪烁的夜晚,妈妈和儿子在院子里玩。妈妈对儿子说:“宝贝,你数数天上有几颗星星呀?”儿子仰起头认真地数了起来,过了一会儿,他说:“妈妈,天太黑,数不清。等天亮再数吧。”
3、儿子:“爸爸,我们美术老师笨死了,连马都不认识1爸爸:“你怎么知道?”儿子:“今天我上美术课我画的马,老师看了看说:‘你画的是什么东西。’”

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不得不佩服大哥的能力,好文章在下就不客气收下了

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